dont-harshmyvibe:

if you tickle me it’s either going to lead to kissing or an extreme act of violence

(via leaughan)

Tied for fourth in tonight’s pinball tournament. Finally found the trick. Gotta play drunk.  

Also, I might have eaten four cupcakes today.  

Carry on.

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

(via zedsdeadbebe)

face-down-asgard-up:

"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.

(via noises-in-the-attic)

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

allthefuckingtime

(via beatmewithpixiestix)

just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

(via leaughan)

(via justnaz)

Just so we’re clear, I’m fatter in person

maxseroticart:

I am Lisandro Schurjin, animator Argentina. I’m working on an erotic short film and would like to know my work.
http://animacion-fluye.tumblr.com/
Thank you!

maxseroticart:

I am Lisandro Schurjin, animator Argentina. I’m working on an erotic short film and would like to know my work.

http://animacion-fluye.tumblr.com/

Thank you!

(via mariosoto)